YOUR ATTENTION PLEASETHANK YOU FOR CHOOSING EARTH AS YOUR PLANETARY VEHICLEWE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE MANY WONDERFUL FEATURES OF THIS PLANET AS YOU HURTLE THROUGH COSMOSPLEASE NOTE HOWEVERTHAT IN THE EVENT OF CONTINUED INACTION IN THE FACE OF GLOBAL WARMINGYOUR SEAT CUSHION CAN BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICEALSOPLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO LOCATE THIS PLANET'S EMERGENCY EXITSAS YOU CAN SEETHERE AREN'T ANYEARTH TO AMERICA!CAN YOU HEAR?SENDING OUT A MESSAGELOUD AND CLEARCAN YOU HEAR?